*CIGARETTE*: A pinch of tobacco Rolled in paper With fire at one end And a fool at the other!
*MARRIAGE*: It's an agreement Wherein A man loses his bachelors degree And a woman gains her masters
*CONFERENCE*: The confusion of one man Multiplied by the Number present
*COMPROMISE*: The art of dividing A cake in such a way that Everybody believes He got the biggest piece
*TEARS*: The hydraulic force by which Masculine will power is Defeated by feminine water-power!
*CLASSIC*: A book Which people praise, But never read
*SMILE*: A curve That can set A lot of things straight!
*OFFICE*: A place Where you can relax After your strenuous Home life
*YAWN*: The only time When some married men Ever get to open Their mouth
*EXPERIENCE*: The name Men give To their Mistakes
*DIPLOMAT*: A person Who tells you To go to hell In such a way That you actually look forward To the trip
*OPTIMIST*: A person Who while falling From EIFFEL TOWER Says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
*MISER*: A person Who lives poor So that He can die RICH!
*FATHER*: A banker Provided by Nature
*BOSS*: Someone Who is early When you are late And late When you are early
*POLITICIAN*: One who Shakes your hand Before elections And your Confidence Later
*DOCTOR*: A person Who kills Your ills By pills, And kills you By his bills!
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